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DreamHack's Tyler1 Showdown: A Ticket Sales Flop


In a shocking turn of events, DreamHack, the iconic e-sports festival organizer, is wobbling on the brink of bankruptcy after a catastrophic collaboration with internet sensation Tyler1. The highly anticipated Tyler1 showcase at DreamHack Stockholm, scheduled for Saturday, November 23rd, has turned into an absolute disaster, with only 28 tickets sold just two days before the event—barely enough to field a respectable game of musical chairs.


Tyler1, desperate to cling to his title as "the face of League," has been streaming during EU hours for two weeks straight, pleading with his European fans to "just pull up, you EU dogs!" to the event. Despite this Herculean effort (and millions blown on marketing), the response has been painfully lackluster. Tyler has failed to persuade fans to cough up the outrageous $50 ticket price, leaving the hype as flat as his hairline.


Tyler1's Rigged Rules


Tyler1 Rock Paper Scissors

The centerpiece of the event is supposed to be a 1v1 against Tyler in Mickey Mouse rock-paper-scissors, alongside a fan talent show offering prizes like a high-spec gaming PC and desk. However, long-time viewers have grown wary of Tyler’s, shall we say, “creative” interpretation of the rules. Many fear the competitions are rigged—after all, the man has been caught up in multiple scandals just this year. Why would a fan event be any different?


To make matters worse, the event is being held in freezing Stockholm, where temperatures are expected to plummet to a toe-numbing -5°C. Fans, unwilling to swap their fingers and toes for the chance to witness Tyler1 in the flesh, are wisely opting to stay home in the comfort of their heated gaming chairs. Meanwhile, Tyler will be arriving via private jet, flying to the venue like a boss, spending no more time than it takes to yell “EZ MONEY!” into a mic, and then jetting straight back out with his paycheck. In classic Tyler1 fashion, he’s brushed off the freezing conditions, not even blinking at the fact that his fans might freeze into human popsicles—after all, EU healthcare is free, right?


Mods Forced to Buy Tickets


Tyler1 Laugh Scandal

For those brave (or foolish) enough to purchase tickets, reports have surfaced that many were strong-armed into it—especially Tyler’s mods, who claim "they were forced to buy five tickets each to artificially boost early sales". Predictably, these tickets have flooded resale sites like eBay, with some going for as little as a dollar each, though even at that price, buyers are scarce.


Sources suggest the event organizers might resort to bussing in homeless people to fill the crowd. As one unnamed DreamHack staffer reportedly said, “We’ll do whatever it takes to avoid Tyler screaming into an empty void.”


At the end of the day, the few brave souls who manage to make it to the event in one piece are just grateful that Tyler’s spent his precious energy reaching out to his EU fans. They’re especially thrilled to have the chance to meet the 6'5", 255lb monster himself and maybe snag a selfie with the guy who’s single-handedly keeping the "rage" in "raging" at events alive!


Disclaimer: This article is satire and Dreamhack is not actually bankrupt. Altough, Tyler1 is still a phony. Dopa Down.